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5. The Mystery of the Leaping Fish (1916) Contains More Cocaine Than All of Modern HollywoodThe Mystery of the Leaping Fish is a Sherlock Holmes spoof starring "scientific detective" Coke Ennyday, and it has one punchline and one punchline only: Ennyday does a metric shit ton of cocaine. The opening shot of this 1916 film shows him wearing a bandolier of needles, and it only gets less subtle from there:He’s sitting next to a jar labeled "COCAINE." No, seriously.

But because this isn’t an Adam Sandler film, there’s more to it than watching our hero goof off the Secret Service needs his help stopping a smuggling ring! Ennyday accepts the job and psyches himself up by literally throwing a pile of cocaine in his face."Let it snow, bitches!"

Our hero learns that "Japs" (1916 was also the heyday of casual racism) are behind the ring,
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Eating smuggled opium gives Ennyday the energy he needs to chase the opium smugglers.

In the final confrontation, all the henchmen rush Ennyday together. Our hero calmly wields a vial of cocaine like it’s goddamn holy water, spraying it at them and immediately incapacitating the lot.

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Vacationing with your family in Mexico offers many benefits. Though many cities are associated with constant partying, there are also many activities that are designed for young children and teenagers. Many children receive discounts at many popular tourist attractions. Selecting an all inclusive vacation package for the whole family is one of the best ways for everyone to enjoy their vacation in Mexico, without having to worry about the cost.

If you are interested in visiting Mexico with your family, you will want to examine some of the many attractions that are specifically geared towards children. These attractions and activities are ideal for making the most out of your family vacation. Below is a summary of just a few of the many attractions and resorts that you may find exciting in Mexico. For additional information,
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Located on the Mayan Riviera is the Xcaret Theme Park. The Xcaret Theme Park is a wonderful attraction for those who are looking for a family resort. Located in Cancun, Mexico, the Xcaret Theme Park is a theme park that is often compared to Disney World or Disneyland. Similar to Disneyland and Disney World, you can expect to enjoy a fun filled day at Xcaret, thanks to amazing rides and attractions.

An deep underground river is a popular feature of the Xcaret Theme Park. You and your family can see plenty of beautiful tropical plants as you enjoy the river. Xcaret is also host to many wild and exotic animals. There is a butterfly pavilion, a coral reef aquarium, and you are given the chance to swim dolphins. Many children,
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for International Students

Congratulations, you’ve been accepted to an American college! Are you ready to start your four years of exciting intellectual and cultural adventures? Goodbye, curfew and hello, caffeine! You will need it to fuel late nights of furiously cramming for finals or impromptu hang outs with friends.

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So do rack up the spices make sure they have labels that clearly show the ingredients though, or they might not get through customs.

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2. Customs is very strict. They take precautions to make sure that no foreign bacteria or viruses get into the country, and meat is a carrier of those. Don’t even bother trying to sneak in any kind of meat in your suitcase.

Learn from my experience: I love Vietnamese beef jerky it’s made of prime filet rolled in Sriracha hot sauce, garlic and lime which is the most amazing thing I have ever tasted. from Vietnam, I have been asked to toss my 10 pound bag of beef jerky away at customs.

By the way, asking them if you could just have a bite before throwing it away, then proceeding to ingest half of the 10 pound bag, will result not only in strange looks, but also a toothache that lasts for about three months. Customs and Border Protection website ahead of time to see what you can and can’t bring into the country.

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3. Do bring cheap, easy to carry souvenirs: Something that seems commonplace to you right now might be what you will miss most once you are away. For me, they are the straw hats that many Vietnamese still wear.

It’s not easy to carry a full size straw hat on a plane, but don’t put it past me. I rocked that hat on my flight from Hanoi to Denver! I also got some souvenir sized straw hats that I could fit into my suitcase. I have given them to many friends too, and they all loved them. Some even hang theirs on their walls!

Every country has something that is representative of their culture. Make sure to bring something that you love from home, and share that love with others.

4. Don’t pack a large amount of everyday items: If your mother worries like mine does, you will likely be forced to bring enough shampoo and toothpaste to keep a medium sized community hygienic for six months.

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